top ten tuesday

So what that I'm a self-admitted bona-fide tv fanatic? There are just so many good shows out there right now, and I find the witty dialogue so refreshing after a long day of work.
So what that I can quote certain characters word for word but couldn't point out Zimbabwe on a map if my life depended on it? Zimbabwe isn't exactly on my Travel Bucket List, so I can live that.

And speaking of witty dialogue and memorable character quotes, here are ten the I love from the current season of some of my favorite shows:

One
She's just delivering her dose of daily hell a little earlier than usual.
Nolan, “Revenge”

Two
I googled friendship on the internet. Apparently when you have a fight with a friend you're supposed to apologize.
Emily, “Revenge”

Three
True loyalty takes years to build and only seconds to destroy
Emily, “Revenge”

Four
Oh yeah, fun fact! Dallas has more churches per capita than anywhere on earth and Dallas has more strip clubs than anywhere on earth. Two plus two equals a double standard.
Amanda, Pilot Episode of “GCB”

Five
If you were shooting diamonds out of your penis, I wouldn’t be having sex five times a week. And I like diamonds.
Bethenny, “Bethenny Ever After”

Six
Wade: I told you you should fix that hole in your screen.
Zoe: Yeah, and you told me that you would fix it.
Wade : Maybe. But you should be nicer to me. 'Cause when all those nice churchgoing people get whooshed up to Heaven in the Rapture, gonna be just me and you left to repopulate the Earth.
“Hart of Dixie”

Seven
The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.
Sue, “Glee”

Eight
Truth is, journal, I'm attracted to men. Sure, I can't stand watching them eat or talk, but when it comes to getting sexy, this gal's got a hole in her heart that only a fella can fill.
Sue, “Glee”

Nine
Schmidt: Where's your boyfriend?
CeCe: We're meeting up later because he has a little surprise for me.
Schmidt: Spoiler: it's his penis.
"New Girl"

Ten
Jess: It’s my first single Valentine’s Day in six years, and I need to go out, OK? We need to go out. ‘Cause I’m feeling pretty twirly.
Schmidt: “Twirly.” Is that like “horny”?
Jess: I’ve got the dirty twirls, Schmidty. Watch out, ‘cause you’re about to get laid, world.
“New Girl”

The funny (aka embarrassing) part about this list is that it doesn't even mention some of my favorite shows or favorite characters (ahem- Chuck Bass, Gossip Girl). These were just a few that I thought of off the top of my head.

What are some memorable quotes from your favorite shows?